"Deleting AOL.EXE will free your IQ to go above 85!!! Deleting this file will allow you to spell correctly and use the English language properly."
- Ray Owens
operator of the Joke A Day Web site, in a hoax "virus" warning telling users to delete the AOL application file from their computers. Some recipients dutifully followed the instructions. June 11, 2001
operator of the Joke A Day Web site, in a hoax "virus" warning telling users to delete the AOL application file from their computers. Some recipients dutifully followed the instructions. June 11, 2001
Thursday, December 20, 2001
"A professional is a person who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it."
- Alistair Cooke
Sunday, December 16, 2001
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
- Will Rogers
Monday, December 10, 2001
"In conclusion, remember that the important thing is not what you give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very special time of year, is that you save the receipt."
- Dave Barry
Monday, December 03, 2001
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
I will always try to never forget this, and I will never forget to always live by this quote.
- Wendell Johnson
I will always try to never forget this, and I will never forget to always live by this quote.
